YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. using only 5 words, what would you say to me?
ask-zero-lancer:
askseiba:
((this is in character. you just woke up naked in bed next to saber :3c
warm-up for getting the askblog back on track))
edit: anon is on for a bit—but don’t abuse it, or it’ll have to go off again :c still 1-2 questions per person.
Seeing as how hilarious seiba’s walnut ask was, I decided to give this a try out as well (`･ω･´)
Will be away at work all day, but I’ll let my inbox accumulate a few asks before setting on to task.
So let’s get started. Like a sir. (ಠ_ృ)
OOC: Y’know what? I’m jumping on this bandwagon too.
I also won’t be able to reply til tomorrow (Sunday), but go ahead and send me some asks! It would be interesting to see… hohoho~
Ehh…?
Anon, do you really think I have only one method to torture my victims?
I would be a pretty boring serial killer if that were the case, y’know?
I mean, it would take me forever to explain it all.
But I guess I can give you a general idea… if that’s what you want~
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diarmuiduaduibhne started following you
“…Ah?”
He looked over the new arrival, a rather tense look on his face. It was clear a man dressed in such garb could not be a normal person.
He addressed him cautiously;
“You’re a Servant…right? Like Mister?”
Hmmm…
That’s a good question!
It’s something I’ve thought about a lot, considering being known as a famous serial killer would be a dream come true for me~!
I’m…ah… pretty indecisive though. So I have a long list of names…
Here we go~!
- The Black Leopard
- The Lady Killer (Well, it sounds appropriate, but it also seems a little biased… I mean, I still kill men and children too!)
- The Incubus
- The Heart Breaker (In more ways than one~!)
- The Heart Sculpter (Y’know, because of my work…)
- The Flame-Haired Demon
- The Leopard-Print Killer
- Asmodeus
Heh.. as you can see, I have a lot of ideas.
I’d appreciate any suggestions though!
themadblackknight started following you
He couldn’t stifle his laughter. “G-goat man…?”
“A-Anyway, why would I give hobos anything when I can use them as potential victims? It’s a waste!”
He abruptly stopped his train of thought as he looked over the young girl properly. His brow furrowed.
“You don’t seem very freaked out despite what I’ve been telling you. Shouldn’t little girls avoid talking to strangers? Especially strangers like me.”
He was fully aware he was giving himself even less of a chance to make this girl his victim, but he could not help but be somewhat suspicious due to the mention of witches. It was clear she wasn’t an average girl.
Ryuunosuke returned his double’s affections with a dazzling smile, eager to start experimenting with this new method.
“I can’t wait! And it’ll be even easier to get the ladies, right? Everyone knows chicks love twins…”
The six merry murderesses are wifes that killed their husbands for cheating on them, accusing them of cheating or...popping bubble gum...I'd advise you not to piss them off.
Anonymous
You think I’d piss them off? I’d simply want to hear about their methods… and all the beautiful details regarding their acts.
Well, perhaps I would like to get to know them on a more… personal level, as well.
